#but i couldn't be picking smaller nits if i tried

[beef-brisket]

Lucifer showed Adam the listing for the house he brought. He was complaining that it was too small. Adam scoffed and rolled his eyes.

Adam: it's four bedrooms, babe

Lucifer: yeah I know... but this one's six...

Adam: button how far it is from anything! It's so secluded- that's what you need, Luci. This is perfect. I know that it's smaller but that's okay, it needs to be

Lucifer: yeah, you're right

Lucifer smiles and kisses Adams forehead. He could tell Adam was excited to go home. He's been telling their babies all about America and his family. He even told them about Charlie. He's never met her, but he'd love the little ones to have a relationship with her. Even if it might be a tad awkward.

A few days later, Lucifer had gotten a good pile of baby clothes delivered so Adam could pack what he needed for the babies. Lucifer watched from the couch as Adam went through all the new things on the kitchen bench.

Lucifer smiled and laughed as Adam gushed over all the little dresses and suits. It was so hard to only pick a few, they needed to make the kidnapping thing realistic. Lucifer joked that Adam looked a tad too healthy to be a kidnaping victim.

Adam: that's not nice Luci! It's pregnancy fat!

Lucifer: you're not fat, Addie! I was only saying that you're not starving!

Adam: boy, you're really getting on my nerves!

Lucifer laughed as Adam rolled up a baby shirt and threw it at him. Getting up, he walked behind Adam and wrapped his arms around his waist.

Lucifer: why don't we say goodbye to the bedroom, hm?

Adam: pft- and let you knock me up again? So then I'll have 3 or 4 babies to look after? And I don't think the cops would find it believable that I willingly git pregnant again... maybe when we get home, Luci

Adam turned around in his arm and kissed Lucifer, who instantly relaxed.

Even though the twins were only a few months old, Adam already wanted more. He was a tad worried about the whole labor thing, seeing as the first time didn't go perfectly but he'd go through it all again if it ment he'd have his little ones.

As the day approached for them to get on a plane, Adam started doing little things to make it look like he was there against his will. Not showering, barely eating, nit really sleeping. He was hating it, and Lucifer wasnhating seeing him so miserable. But it had to be done. The plan was Lucifer was going to drop him a few blocks away from the police station, then head to the house. It was nearly a two hour drive from the city.

Lucifer packed the car as Adam was falling asleep in the passenger seat. Lucifer smiled as both Adam and the twins were asleep. Shutting the door as quietly as he could, he rung a friend of his who was taking over the house.

Lucifer: yep, all ready to go! ...we'll be okay, we should land at around 5:30pm American time, so that'll be fine, by the time I drop Adam and the kids off it'll be nearly dark... thanks for that, man... we will, I'll text you in a few days... alright, buy!

Lucifer hung up and looked back to the house. This was it. He just had to prey nothing ent wrong. Adam was to say everything was forced. Everything. It made Adam uncomfortable to say his babies for forced on him, but Lucifer needed the cops to only be after him. Trust him, he didn't like it either. But who marries their kidnapper? So that was forced to.

Adam cried a little bit as Lucifer took the ring off of his finger.

Hoping into the car, Lucifer bagn the drive to the airport. He was very nervous, but he tried not to show it. He was sure ebeything would go well, he didn't want to loose his babies and he didn't want to loose Adam.

He'd even been telling his mom that he was taken. He could tell how much Adam hated lying to her bug it had to be done.

Lucifer looked at the house in his rear view mirror and sighed. It was now or never. He won't let them throw him in jail. He couldn't do that again.

Alternative Prison Au

@fanofstuff01 @beef-brisket

Adam walked through the doors of the prison in his new guard uniform. He was of course nervous to be working with very violent people, but his mother helped get him the job here.

A woman with short hair greeted him.

Lute: Hello, you must be Adam.

Adam: I am.

Lute: The names Lute Danger. I'll be your commanding officer for the time being. Let me show you around where you'll be working.

She showed him where everything was and where the prisoners are.

Lute: You need to be tough or they will walk all over you. Some will listen, most won't. Don't be afraid to get a little forceful. It's your life or theirs.

As she explained the rules to Adam, one inmate in particular was watching their exchange.

Lucifer internally: Maybe..... Just maybe he could be my ticket out of here.